I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes establishment
I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy. Jason Sudeikis comedyguyhave Change image and share on social
People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point. Jason Sudeikis channelcynicaldope Change image and share on social
Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want. Jason Sudeikis accidentallygratefulincline Change image and share on social
The old dog, if not assaulted, does not bite. Edward Asiminei assaultbitedog Change image and share on social
Kill the one who rebukes you with the truth, and glorify the one who honors you with a lie! Edward Asiminei glorifyhonorkill Change image and share on social
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller beautifulfeltheart Change image and share on social
There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. Jim Rohn colordigitimportant Change image and share on social